保证没走错_双语笑话

保证没走错

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To be on the Safe Side¹

In a cinema during² a performance³ one of the audience⁴ gets up, makes his way along⁵ the row of seats⁶ and goes out into the foyer. A few⁷ minutes later⁸ he returns⁹ and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

"Excuse me, was¹⁰ it your foot I stepped¹¹ on when I was going¹² out a moment ago?"

" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

保证没走错

在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：

“对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗？”

“是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。”

“噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”

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1 side
n.边，旁边；面，侧面
参考例句：
The shop is on the west side of the street.商店在街道的西边。 There was a lot of people on every side. 到处都是人。

2 during
prep.在…期间，在…时候
参考例句：
What did you do with yourself during the summer holidays?暑假你是怎样度过的？ London is full of visitors during May and June.五六月间伦敦挤满了游客。

3 performance
n.履行，执行；性能，特性；表演，演出
参考例句：
The performance lasted for three hours.表演持续了三个小时。 His performance in the exams was not very good.他考得不很好。

4 audience
n.听众，观众，读者；谒见，接见；倾听，听取
参考例句：
He could not put across his point of view to the audience.他没能使听众理解他的观点。 The audience was made up of very young children.观众由小孩子们组成。

5 along
adv.一道，一起；prep.沿着，顺着
参考例句：
Would you like to come along?你想一起去吗？ They walked slowly along the road.他们沿着公路慢慢走。

6 seats
n.席位( seat的名词复数 )；（活动、机构等的）中心；所在地；有…座位的v.使就座( seat的第三人称单数 )；使就职；使获得座位（或席位）；可容纳若干座位
参考例句：
We have provided seats for the convenience of our customers. 为方便顾客我们备有座位。 When the doors opened, there was a mad dash for seats. 门一开，人们便疯狂地朝座位奔去。

7 few
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。 I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。

8 later
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。 This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。

9 returns
n.回复( return的名词复数 )；利润；偿还v.返回，回来( return的第三人称单数 )；恢复；还；归还
参考例句：
I have organized the cleaning on a day-to-day basis , until our usual cleaner returns. 我已安排了在清洁工回来之前每天的清洁工作。 I'm acting as deputy till the manager returns. 我在经理回来之前代行他的职务。

10 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

11 stepped
v.举步，行走，跨步( step的过去式和过去分词 )；离开(along)；（尤指马）轻快地走；（跳舞时）合着节拍走
参考例句：
The ice cracked as I stepped onto it. 我一踩冰就裂了。 She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. 介绍完毕后她就登上讲台。来自《简明英汉词典》

12 going
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。 He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。