A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。

He said, "I was ironing² my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron¹ and burned my ear..."
他说：“我正在熨衣服的时候，电话响了...当时我把熨斗当成电话抓起来接听了。”

"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
医生说：“但是你是如何烫到另一只耳朵的呢？”

"How do you think I called you people?"
“因为我想给你打电话呀！”