Egg Donor¹ 鸡蛋捐赠人 
  
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
一天，苏在打扫床底下的时候，发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打开，发现里面有3个鸡蛋和一万块钱。她感觉有些可疑，就找结了婚20年的丈夫质问。

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
弗兰克说：“哦，那个啊，每欺骗你一次，我就放一个鸡蛋到盒子里。”苏虽然对此有点不开心，不过想到20年间才欺骗她3次，也不算很糟糕了。

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
“但是那一万块钱是怎么会是？”

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
“每当我攒够了12个鸡蛋，我就把它们卖了。”