Two Attorneys 

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases¹ and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged² their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　中文：

　　两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”
　
　　两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。

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