A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination¹.

 

As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examination paper as a message. It read: "God only knows the answers to these questions, Merry Christmas."

 

When his professor found the message, he returned the paper to the student with a cheerful note as a response. It read: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."

 

一个大学生在参加圣诞前的一次考试。

 

有几个问题他不会回答， 就大发牢骚，还把他的牢骚话写在试卷上作为附笔：“只有上帝知道这些问题的答案。圣诞快乐。”

 

他的教授看到了这句话，就把试卷发回给他，并附上一个欣然的回答：“上帝得了个‘优’，你得了个‘差’。新年快乐。”

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