24-01-08 An elementary school teacher asked a student why he was late. He replied, A nearby sign said. School ahead, slow down, go slow, so thats what I did. 一个小学老师问一个学生为什么迟到。 他回答说:附近有一个标志写着:前有学校,减速,慢行。所以我就照此做了...

24-01-08 A kid said to his dad,Pop, my leacher asked me if I had any younger siblings who will be coming to school. The dad teplied, What did your teacher say when you told him you are an only child? The kid answered, He said, Thank goodness! 一个孩子告诉他...