13-04-18 精彩对白 Classmate: Welcome, you guys. Listen, find your nametag , find out what table you're sitting at. Ashley, so good to see you! Oh, my God. Billy! Oh, my God, you're looking so svelte . You used to be morbidly obese. I was concerned. Kev: Hey....

13-03-27 In former times, when God himself still walked the earth, the fruitfulness of the soil was much greater than it is now; then the ears of corn did not bear fifty or sixty, but four or five hundred-fold. Then the corn grew from the bottom to the very...

13-03-22 In a large town there was an old woman who sat in the evening alone in her room thinking how she had lost first her husband, then both her children, then one by one all her relations, and at length, that very day, her last friend, and now she was qu...

13-03-22 There was once on a time a hermit who lived in a forest at the foot of a mountain, and passed his time in prayer and good works, and every evening he carried, to the glory of God, two pails of water up the mountain. Many a（许多的） beast drank of i...

13-03-14 Three hundred years before the birth of the Lord Christ, there lived a mother who had twelve sons, but was so poor and needy that she no longer knew how she was to keep them alive at all. She prayed to God daily that he would grant that all her sons...

12-12-25 As the Lord God was creating the world he called upon his archangels（大天使）. The Lord asked his archangels to help him decide where to put the Secret of Life. Bury it in the ground, one angel replied. Hide it in the mountains, another suggested....

12-11-29 The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly（狂热地） for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to buil...

12-11-15 On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years. The cow objected...

12-11-07 God, God Fleda Brown We dressed for church. I had a white hat and white gloves when I was fifteen, no joke. You had to do that to show God you cared. God's eyes were stained glass, and his voice was pipe organ（管风琴） . He was immortal, invisible,...

12-05-23 Pharaoh Lucia Perillo In the saltwater aquarium（水族馆） at the pain clinic lives a yellow tang who chews the minutes in its cheeks while we await our unguents（药膏） and anesthesias（麻醉） . The big gods offer us this little god before the turni...