14-07-29 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. It's a prize, mother, he explained. A prize? What for, dear? For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three. But an ostrich has only two legs. I...

14-01-24 On Sunday the ostrich saw a young lady walking in the park. He fell in love with her at once. He followed behind her at a distance, putting his feet in the very places where she had stepped. 星期日，鸵鸟看到一位年轻的姑娘在公园里散步。他一见钟情，于...

12-10-02 A company claims to have found the ideal product to help travellers counter the ill effects of jet lag and long-haul flights. 因为倒时差和长途飞行困倦不已？一家公司最新发明的鸵鸟枕成为帮助长途旅行者的理想产品。 The Ostrich Pillow is a new portable d...