以下是西方人对厨房的一些格言和习语，绝对地道:

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
均衡饮食就是一手拿一块饼干。

I clean the house every other day. Today is the other day!
我隔一天打扫一次房间。今天就是那一天！

My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!
我的屋子上星期非常干净。只可惜你错过了！

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
厨房干净就是虚度生活的标志。

I came. I saw. I decided¹ to order take out.
我来了。我看到了。我决定叫外卖。

If you don’t like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
如果你看不上我做的饭……那就降低你的要求。

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious².
如果杂乱的厨房是令人愉悦的，那这个厨房简直就是让人兴奋至极了。

If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
如果吃饭反映人的性格的话，那我就是简朴的、草率的和一文不名的。

Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.
要想保持厨房整洁。就外出就餐吧。

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending³ machines.
我下回要找一处没有厨房的房子——只有自动售货机。