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Thanksgiving Riddles1 and Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
(Pilgrims)
Which cat discovered America?
(Christofurry Columbus)
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
(Because they never learned good table manners!)
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
(A Turkey)
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
(Because everything is marked down after the holidays)
What has feathers and webbed feet?
(A turkey wearing scuba2 gear)
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
(Bird class mail)
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
(Because April showers bring Mayflowers)
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(He got the stuffing knocked out of him)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off)
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
(Because he had the drumsticks)
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
(A jerky turkey)
What sound does a space turkey make?
(Hubble, hubble, hubble)
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
(A smirky3 turkey)
Why did the man invest in feathers?
(He heard the stock market was going down)
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
(French flies)
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
(Beets me)
How do you make gold soup?
(Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)) |
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Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
(Pilgrims)
Which cat discovered America?
(Christofurry Columbus)
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
(Because they never learned good table manners!)
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
(A Turkey)
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
(Because everything is marked down after the holidays)
What has feathers and webbed feet?
(A turkey wearing scuba gear)
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
(Bird class mail)
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
(Because April showers bring Mayflowers)
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(He got the stuffing knocked out of him)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off)
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
(Because he had the drumsticks)
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
(A jerky turkey)
What sound does a space turkey make?
(Hubble, hubble, hubble)
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
(A smirky turkey)
Why did the man invest in feathers?
(He heard the stock market was going down)
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
(French flies)
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
(Beets me)
How do you make gold soup?
(Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)) |
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riddles
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| n.谜（语）( riddle的名词复数 )；猜不透的难题，难解之谜 |
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- Few riddles collected from oral tradition, however, have all six parts. 但是据收集的情况看，口头流传的谜语很少具有这完整的六部分。 来自英汉非文学 - 民俗
- But first, you'd better see if you can answer riddles. 但是你首先最好想想你会不会猜谜语。 来自辞典例句
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scuba
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| n.水中呼吸器 |
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- I first got hooked on scuba diving when I was twelve.12岁时我开始迷上了带水中呼吸器潜水。
- While on honeymoon in Bali,she learned to scuba dive.她在巴厘岛度蜜月时学会了带水肺潜水。
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smirky
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| adj.假笑的，傻笑的，得意地笑的 |
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