日期：2022-03-09 One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf. But he couldnt, since it was Sunday. But he figured, Well, its ok if i just play a little bit. So he changed clothes and went out into the green. Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it to Jesus... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-07-13 Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When its his turn the preacher says, Bubba, what you want me to pray about? Bubba says,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-21 There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Deaths door, and said to her papal neighbour, Father, surely you can do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-06-04 At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didnt have enough money to pay for all the goods. In desperation I emptied all the items onto the floor and kneeing down, began to add up t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign: Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good morning, Lord, and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good Lord, it's morning.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-11-24 There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk. Only the Ten Commandments. answered the lady.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-08-31 It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm brances. The boy asked what they were for. People held them over Jesus' head... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-21 A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars: The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-15 It was Yom Kippur evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was heading to services. And on his way to synagogue, the Rabbi notices one of his neighbors - an old timer - sitting on a park bench. Sam. Aren't you going to services? Not this ye... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-15 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay fo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-31 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place. So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied wit... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-30 The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says. Glad to see you, we've got your place all ready. Peter then takes the Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pop... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-19 A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around. During his first day of work, the t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-17 On their way to get married, a loving couple get into car accident that proves fatal. The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: PRAISE THE LORD! One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. The first man fumbled through his pockets... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbecued 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get the... 阅读全文>>