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Question and answer animal jokes

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!

Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
A: To invent the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To corrupt¹ the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
A: To bankrupt² the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
A: To help the patient find the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.

Q: Why do birds fly South?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

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1 corrupt
v.贿赂，收买；adj.腐败的，贪污的
参考例句：
The newspaper alleged the mayor's corrupt practices.那家报纸断言市长有舞弊行为。 This judge is corrupt.这个法官贪污。

2 bankrupt
n.破产者；adj.破产的；vt.使...破产
参考例句：
That factory has gone bankrupt.那家工厂倒了。 The enemy's scheme went bankrupt.敌人的计谋破产了。

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