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Jesus and the Robber

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One night a robber¹ broke² into a home and heard a voice³ say, "Jesus is watching you!" while⁴ he rumagged through the desk.

He replied⁵, "Who said⁶ that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot⁷. He asked the parrot what its name was⁸. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

The parrot said, "The same person⁹ who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"

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1 robber
n.抢劫者，强盗，盗贼
参考例句：
The robber told the woman to come across with her purse.拦路抢劫者勒令那个女人把钱包交出来。 The robber tried to run away but a man tackled him.强盗企图逃跑，但一个人把他抓住了。

2 broke
v.(动词break的过去式)折断；打破
参考例句：
He dropped his glass on the floor and broke it.他把玻璃杯掉到地板上打碎了。 After a long silence, she broke into a laugh.她沉默了很久之后，忽然笑了起来。

3 voice
n.说话声；声音
参考例句：
Her voice was music to my ears.她的声音听起来就像音乐。 That song doesn't suit her voice.那首歌不适合她的嗓子。

4 while
conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句：
In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。 He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。

5 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

7 parrot
n.鹦鹉，鹦鹉学舌般地复述
参考例句：
he boy had a parrot on his right shoulder.男孩把一只鹦鹉放在右肩上。 It is a parrot.My brother and I love it very much.它是只鹦鹉。我哥哥和我都非常喜欢它。

8 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

9 person
n.人
参考例句：
I would never trust in that kind of person.我绝不会相信那种人。 She is the very person I wanted to see.她正是我要见的人。

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