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UPSETTING THE STEWARDESS

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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped¹ in next to him. He asks the stewardess² for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered³, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission⁴ is pointed⁵ out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls⁶ "And get me another coke dogface!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!"

The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched⁷ up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards⁸.

Plunging⁹ downwards¹⁰ the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got some guts¹¹!"

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1 strapped
adj.用皮带捆住的，用皮带装饰的；身无分文的；缺钱；手头紧v.用皮带捆扎(strap的过去式和过去分词)；用皮带抽打；包扎；给…打绷带
参考例句：
Make sure that the child is strapped tightly into the buggy. 一定要把孩子牢牢地拴在婴儿车上。来自《简明英汉词典》 The soldiers' great coats were strapped on their packs. 战士们的厚大衣扎捆在背包上。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 stewardess
n.空中小姐，女乘务员
参考例句：
Please show your ticket to the stewardess when you board the plane.登机时请向空中小姐出示机票。 The stewardess hurried the passengers onto the plane.空中小姐催乘客赶快登机。

3 flustered
adj.慌张的；激动不安的v.使慌乱，使不安( fluster的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
The honking of horns flustered the boy. 汽车喇叭的叫声使男孩感到慌乱。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》 She was so flustered that she forgot her reply. 她太紧张了，都忘记了该如何作答。来自辞典例句

4 omission
n.省略，删节；遗漏或省略的事物，冗长
参考例句：
The omission of the girls was unfair.把女孩排除在外是不公平的。 The omission of this chapter from the third edition was a gross oversight.第三版漏印这一章是个大疏忽。

5 pointed
adj.尖的，直截了当的
参考例句：
He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。 She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。

6 bawls
v.大叫，大喊( bawl的第三人称单数 )；放声大哭；大声叫出；叫卖（货物）
参考例句：
She doesn't give you an order. She bawls it out. 她吩咐什么事情时总是高声发号施令。来自《简明英汉词典》 The baby next door often bawls. 隔壁的孩子常常大哭。来自《简明英汉词典》

7 wrenched
v.（猛力地）扭( wrench的过去式和过去分词 )；扭伤；使感到痛苦；使悲痛
参考例句：
The bag was wrenched from her grasp. 那只包从她紧握的手里被夺了出来。 He wrenched the book from her hands. 他从她的手中把书拧抢了过来。来自《简明英汉词典》

8 stewards
（轮船、飞机等的）乘务员( steward的名词复数 )；（俱乐部、旅馆、工会等的）管理员；（大型活动的）组织者；（私人家中的）管家
参考例句：
The stewards all wore armbands. 乘务员都戴了臂章。 The stewards will inspect the course to see if racing is possible. 那些干事将检视赛马场看是否适宜比赛。

9 plunging
adj.跳进的，突进的v.颠簸( plunge的现在分词 )；暴跌；骤降；突降
参考例句：
War broke out again, plunging the people into misery and suffering. 战祸复发，生灵涂炭。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 He is plunging into an abyss of despair. 他陷入了绝望的深渊。来自《简明英汉词典》

10 downwards
adj./adv.向下的（地），下行的（地）
参考例句：
He lay face downwards on his bed.他脸向下伏在床上。 As the river flows downwards,it widens.这条河愈到下游愈宽。

11 guts
v.狼吞虎咽，贪婪地吃，飞碟游戏（比赛双方每组5人，相距15码，互相掷接飞碟）；毁坏（建筑物等）的内部( gut的第三人称单数 )；取出…的内脏n.勇气( gut的名词复数 )；内脏；消化道的下段；肠
参考例句：
I'll only cook fish if the guts have been removed. 鱼若已收拾干净，我只需烧一下即可。 Barbara hasn't got the guts to leave her mother. 巴巴拉没有勇气离开她妈妈。来自《简明英汉词典》

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