Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs, and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog is called woodworker.. go woodworker." The dog grabs a log from fire and with his teeth and paws fashions a beautiful figurine.

Next one says "My dog is called stoneworker.. go stoneworker" The dog drags a rock from the fire front and a beautiful carving¹ emerges.

Third one says "My dog is called iron worker" he puts the fire tongs² into the fire and gets them red hot.

"Now," he says "I'll just touch him on the balls and you watch him make a bolt for the door."