Purchasing a new bird |
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After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling1 beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug2 her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom3. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble4 running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination5 with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar6 trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch7 and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished8 it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled9 on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
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guzzling
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| v.狂吃暴饮，大吃大喝( guzzle的现在分词 ) |
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- The kids seem to be guzzling soft drinks all day. 孩子们似乎整天都在猛喝汽水。
- He's been guzzling beer all evening. 整个晚上他都在狂饮啤酒。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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shrug
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| v.耸肩(表示怀疑、冷漠、不知等) |
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- With a shrug,he went out of the room.他耸一下肩，走出了房间。
- I admire the way she is able to shrug off unfair criticism.我很佩服她能对错误的批评意见不予理会。
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boredom
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| n.厌烦，厌倦，乏味，无聊 |
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- Unemployment can drive you mad with boredom.失业会让你无聊得发疯。
- A walkman can relieve the boredom of running.跑步时带着随身听就不那么乏味了。
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dribble
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| v.点滴留下，流口水；n.口水 |
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- Melted wax dribbled down the side of the candle.熔化了的蜡一滴滴从蜡烛边上流下。
- He wiped a dribble of saliva from his chin.他擦掉了下巴上的几滴口水。
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fascination
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| n.令人着迷的事物，魅力，迷恋 |
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- He had a deep fascination with all forms of transport.他对所有的运输工具都很着迷。
- His letters have been a source of fascination to a wide audience.广大观众一直迷恋于他的来信。
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peculiar
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| adj.古怪的，异常的；特殊的，特有的 |
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- He walks in a peculiar fashion.他走路的样子很奇特。
- He looked at me with a very peculiar expression.他用一种很奇怪的表情看着我。
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perch
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| n.栖木，高位，杆；v.栖息，就位，位于 |
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- The bird took its perch.鸟停歇在栖木上。
- Little birds perch themselves on the branches.小鸟儿栖歇在树枝上。
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demolished
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| v.摧毁( demolish的过去式和过去分词 )；推翻；拆毁（尤指大建筑物）；吃光 |
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- The factory is due to be demolished next year. 这个工厂定于明年拆除。
- They have been fighting a rearguard action for two years to stop their house being demolished. 两年来，为了不让拆除他们的房子，他们一直在进行最后的努力。
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sprawled
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| v.伸开四肢坐[躺]( sprawl的过去式和过去分词)；蔓延；杂乱无序地拓展；四肢伸展坐着（或躺着） |
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- He was sprawled full-length across the bed. 他手脚摊开横躺在床上。
- He was lying sprawled in an armchair, watching TV. 他四肢伸开正懒散地靠在扶手椅上看电视。
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