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Never talk to the parrot

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Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate¹ her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer²; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled³, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

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1 accommodate
vt.容纳，向...提供住处，使适应，顺应
参考例句：
You should soon accommodate yourself to the new circumstance.你应尽快适应新环境。 Are there enough shelves to accommodate all our books?有足够的书架容纳我们所有的书吗？

2 killer
n.杀人者，杀人犯，杀手，屠杀者
参考例句：
Heart attacks have become Britain's No.1 killer disease.心脏病已成为英国的头号致命疾病。 The bulk of the evidence points to him as her killer.大量证据证明是他杀死她的。

3 yelled
v.叫喊，号叫，叫着说( yell的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
He yelled at the other driver. 他冲着另一位司机大叫。 The lost man yelled, hoping someone in the woods would hear him. 迷路的人大声喊着，希望林子里的人会听见。来自《简明英汉词典》

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