A dumb blonde was standing¹ in front of a soda² machine outside of a local store. 

 

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. 

 

She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out of the machine!

 

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. 

 

"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

 

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

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