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New Tatoo

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This lady goes into a tattoo¹ parlor² and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh³. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.

Stumped⁴, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos⁵.

She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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1 tattoo
n.纹身，(皮肤上的)刺花纹；vt.刺花纹于
参考例句：
I've decided to get my tattoo removed.我已经决定去掉我身上的纹身。 He had a tattoo on the back of his hand.他手背上刺有花纹。

2 parlor
n.店铺，营业室；会客室，客厅
参考例句：
She was lying on a small settee in the parlor.她躺在客厅的一张小长椅上。 Is there a pizza parlor in the neighborhood?附近有没有比萨店？

3 thigh
n.大腿；股骨
参考例句：
He is suffering from a strained thigh muscle.他的大腿肌肉拉伤了，疼得很。 The thigh bone is connected to the hip bone.股骨连着髋骨。

4 stumped
僵直地行走，跺步行走( stump的过去式和过去分词 )；把（某人）难住；使为难；（选举前）在某一地区作政治性巡回演说
参考例句：
Jack huffed himself up and stumped out of the room. 杰克气喘吁吁地干完活，然后很艰难地走出房间。 He was stumped by the questions and remained tongue-tied for a good while. 他被问得张口结舌，半天说不出话来。

5 tattoos
n.文身( tattoo的名词复数 )；归营鼓；军队夜间表演操；连续有节奏的敲击声v.刺青，文身( tattoo的第三人称单数 )；连续有节奏地敲击；作连续有节奏的敲击
参考例句：
His arms were covered in tattoos. 他的胳膊上刺满了花纹。 His arms were covered in tattoos. 他的双臂刺满了纹身。来自《简明英汉词典》

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