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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A:Because she didn't know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
A:Alone.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A:Nothing, they never met.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A:Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A:Change!
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A:So they know which day of the week it is.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A:They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W's
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