A guy comes home after losing a lot of money, playing golf.

A few minutes later his wife comes home from work with a new fur coat.

Her husband says "Hey how did you get this?" She says that her boss won the lotto and this is her share. This happens a few times, first the coat and then a car and then jewelry¹ etc. One night the wife gets home really tired out and asks her husband to run her bath, which he then does. But only fills it up an inch.

She gets in and says to him "Why did you put in so little water?"

"Well, WE DON'T WANT YOUR LOTTO TICKET GETTING WET NOW DO WE?!"