A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgin¹. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin & marries him.

On their honeymoon² she says "I'm going to the bathroom & get ready. You get things ready out here."

When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.

"Why did you do that?" she asked.

"Well love, I figured if women were anything like kangaroos we'd need all the room we can get"...