It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife
are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring
dress, sleeveless with straps¹. He's wearing his normal
jeans and a T-shirt.

The zoo is not very busy this morning.As they walk through
the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla². Noticing the woman, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps
up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
grunts³ and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy⁴ dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.
He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.
The husband suggests she pucker⁵ her lips, wiggle her bottom
at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making
noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps
fall to show a little more skin.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.

"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs⁶ and sort of fan
it at him." he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy
and now he's doing flips⁷.

Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
door to the cage, slings⁸ her into the cage with the gorilla
and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a
headache . . . "