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Nail The Cow

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A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.

"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall¹ so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."

Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.

That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn² and directly to the stall with the nail.

"This is the cow right here," she tells him.

"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.

Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."

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1 stall
n.摊位，铺子，售货亭
参考例句：
She sells fruits at a market stall.她在市场的货摊上卖水果。 He has a stall that sells designer ripoffs.他开了个铺子卖仿冒设计师品牌衣服。

2 barn
n.谷仓，饲料仓，牲口棚
参考例句：
That big building is a barn for keeping the grain.那幢大房子是存放粮食的谷仓。 The cows were driven into the barn.牛被赶进了牲口棚。

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