Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement¹ home. One asked, "Do you still ever get horny?"

"Oh, yes!" was the reply.

"What do you do about it?" asked the first.

"I suck on a lifesaver." was the reply.

The first lady sat there for a long while pondering² the answer. Finally she couldn't stand it any longer, and asked,

"Who drives you to the beach?"