A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort¹ for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.
- No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
- You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
- Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
- You are right - said the husband - but it was a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing² if you fine me.
- Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.