A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder¹. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious² meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag³ him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain⁴ his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.