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Message for the Boss

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A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing¹ in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress² his beard. "Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.
"Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.
"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair.
"Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no
doubt - fun with this situation.
"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows
gently the line of his lips.
"Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans³.
"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.
"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.
"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!"

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1 standing
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
参考例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。 They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

2 caress
vt./n.爱抚，抚摸
参考例句：
She gave the child a loving caress.她疼爱地抚摸着孩子。 She feasted on the caress of the hot spring.她尽情享受着温泉的抚爱。

3 moans
n.呻吟声( moan的名词复数 )；（尤指风的）呼啸声；萧萧声v.呻吟，悲叹( moan的第三人称单数 )；抱怨；发出萧萧声
参考例句：
They get fed up with her moans. 她的抱怨令他们感到厌烦。来自《简明英汉词典》 O the long, long night, with the moans of the poor wife! 啊，那可怜的妻子痛哭着度过的漫漫长夜呀！来自互联网

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