A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious¹ for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.

Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account².....and you know what?

Wife: What?

Man: I think you're bad luck.