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Things a perfect woman would say

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I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy¹!
Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno² movie, a case of beer, a few joints⁴, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust⁵!
I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
You're so sexy when you're hungover.
I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
Let's subscribe⁶ to Hustler.
Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses⁷.
I'll be out painting the house.
I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing⁸ again, come see!
I've decided⁹ to stop wearing clothes around the house.
No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Your mother did a great job raising you.
Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
I understand fully¹⁰...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies¹¹?
Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint³!
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging¹² handicap down to 7 or 8.
You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
That was a great fart! Do another one!
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...

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1 pussy
n.(儿语)小猫，猫咪
参考例句：
Why can't they leave my pussy alone?为什么他们就不能离我小猫咪远一点？ The baby was playing with his pussy.孩子正和他的猫嬉戏。

2 porno
n.春宫，色情画；色情文学，电影等
参考例句：
They say she was in a porno movie,with a member of the local police department.他们说她跟本地警察局里的一个人拍过春宫电影。 The local porno shop has been shut down for selling materials to minors.当地的色情商店因向未成年人出售色情物品而被关闭。

3 joint
adj.联合的，共同的；n.关节，接合处；v.连接，贴合
参考例句：
I had a bad fall,which put my shoulder out of joint.我重重地摔了一跤，肩膀脫臼了。 We wrote a letter in joint names.我们联名写了封信。

4 joints
接头( joint的名词复数 )；关节；公共场所（尤指价格低廉的饮食和娱乐场所）（非正式）；一块烤肉（英式英语）
参考例句：
Expansion joints of various kinds are fitted on gas mains. 各种各样的伸缩接头被安装在煤气的总管道上了。 Expansion joints of various kinds are fitted on steam pipes. 各种各样的伸缩接头被安装在蒸气管道上了。

5 bust
vt.打破；vi.爆裂；n.半身像；胸部
参考例句：
I dropped my camera on the pavement and bust it. 我把照相机掉在人行道上摔坏了。 She has worked up a lump of clay into a bust.她把一块黏土精心制作成一个半身像。

6 subscribe
vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助
参考例句：
I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。 The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。

7 asses
n. 驴，愚蠢的人，臀部 adv. (常用作后置)用于贬损或骂人
参考例句：
Sometimes I got to kick asses to make this place run right. 有时我为了把这个地方搞得像个样子，也不得不踢踢别人的屁股。来自教父部分 Those were wild asses maybe, or zebras flying around in herds. 那些也许是野驴或斑马在成群地奔跑。

8 sunbathing
n.日光浴
参考例句：
tourists sunbathing on the beach 在海滩上沐浴着阳光的游客 We've been sunbathing on the beach. 我们一直在海滩上晒日光浴。

9 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

10 fully
adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地
参考例句：
The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。 They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。

11 buddies
n.密友( buddy的名词复数 )；同伴；弟兄；（用于称呼男子，常带怒气）家伙v.（如密友、战友、伙伴、弟兄般）交往( buddy的第三人称单数 )；做朋友；亲近（…）；伴护艾滋病人
参考例句：
We became great buddies. 我们成了非常好的朋友。来自辞典例句 The two of them have become great buddies. 他们俩成了要好的朋友。来自辞典例句

12 nagging
adj.唠叨的，挑剔的；使人不得安宁的v.不断地挑剔或批评（某人）( nag的现在分词 )；不断地烦扰或伤害（某人）；无休止地抱怨；不断指责
参考例句：
Stop nagging—I'll do it as soon as I can. 别唠叨了—我会尽快做的。 I've got a nagging pain in my lower back. 我后背下方老是疼。来自《简明英汉词典》

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