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Birth Control Pills

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A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.

"Ma'am, how old are you?"

"I'm 75."

"What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor looked perplexed¹. "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

"I sneak² them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"

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1 perplexed
adj.不知所措的
参考例句：
The farmer felt the cow,went away,returned,sorely perplexed,always afraid of being cheated.那农民摸摸那头牛，走了又回来，犹豫不决，总怕上当受骗。 The child was perplexed by the intricate plot of the story.这孩子被那头绪纷繁的故事弄得迷惑不解。

2 sneak
vt.潜行(隐藏,填石缝)；偷偷摸摸做；n.潜行；adj.暗中进行
参考例句：
He raised his spear and sneak forward.他提起长矛悄悄地前进。 I saw him sneak away from us.我看见他悄悄地从我们身边走开。

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