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Blonde Diet

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A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly¹ for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure² for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

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1 regularly
adv.有规则地，一丝不苟地，正式地
参考例句：
Check the engine oil level regularly.要时常检查机油量。 We meet regularly to discuss business.我们定期会面讨论事务。

2 procedure
n.程序，手续，步骤；常规的做法
参考例句：
The results show clearly that this procedure is correct.事实充分说明这种做法是正确的。 It has passed through an interesting procedure of evolution.它经过了一个有趣的进化过程。

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