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Blondes In Heaven

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Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked¹. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement², I slipped³ and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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1 naked
adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的
参考例句：
To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。 The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

2 basement
n.地下室，地窖；建筑物的基部
参考例句：
It is rather damp in the basement.地下室很潮湿。 They live in a basement flat in North London.他们住在伦敦北部的一所地下公寓里。

3 slipped
adj.打滑，打滑的v.滑( slip的过去式和过去分词 )；滑脱；下降；（健康状况等）变差
参考例句：
She had slipped and badly bruised her face. 她滑了一跤，摔得鼻青脸肿。 The climber slipped and dropped to his death. 攀登者一失足掉下去摔死了。

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