A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops¹ along at a steady and rhythmic² pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious³ to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail⁴ grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled⁵ in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered⁶ against the ground, she is mere⁷ moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma⁸ and unplugs the horse.