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Stuck On An Island

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub¹ it, and sure enough, out comes a genie². The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she
is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

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1 rub
n.摩擦，困难，障碍，难点，磨损处；vt.擦，搓，摩擦，惹怒；vi.摩擦，擦破
参考例句：
Don't let the wire rub up against the pipe.别让电线碰到管子上。 He used to rub up against many famous movie stars.他过去经常偶然碰到许多有名的影星。

2 genie
n.妖怪，神怪
参考例句：
Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。 He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。

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