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Ventriloquist

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating¹ blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype² women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate³ discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered⁴, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"

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1 denigrating
v.诋毁，诽谤( denigrate的现在分词 )
参考例句：
They bristled at his denigrating description of their activities. 听到他在污蔑他们的活动，他们都怒发冲冠。来自《简明英汉词典》 The KGB pigeonholed his report and reprimanded him for denigrating a brother officer. 克格勃把他的调查报告扔在一边，不闻不问，反而说他往同志脸上抹黑。来自辞典例句

2 stereotype
n.固定的形象，陈规，老套，旧框框
参考例句：
He's my stereotype of a schoolteacher.他是我心目中的典型教师。 There's always been a stereotype about successful businessmen.人们对于成功商人一直都有一种固定印象。

3 perpetuate
v.使永存，使永记不忘
参考例句：
This monument was built to perpetuate the memory of the national hero.这个纪念碑建造的意义在于纪念民族英雄永垂不朽。 We must perpetuate the system.我们必须将此制度永久保持。

4 flustered
adj.慌张的；激动不安的v.使慌乱，使不安( fluster的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
The honking of horns flustered the boy. 汽车喇叭的叫声使男孩感到慌乱。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》 She was so flustered that she forgot her reply. 她太紧张了，都忘记了该如何作答。来自辞典例句

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