A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided¹ to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom².

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan
tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, Blonde."

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag
was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that
said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"