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A Blonde at the Repair Shop

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A blonde¹ got² a dent³ in her car and took⁴ it in to the repair⁵ shop. The repairman, noticing⁶ that the woman was⁷ a blonde, decided⁸ to have a wee bit⁹ of fun.

So he told her all she had¹⁰ to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until¹¹ the dent popped¹³ itself¹⁴ out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came¹⁵ over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop¹² out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll¹⁶ up the windows first!"

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1 blonde
adj.金发的；金发碧眼的
参考例句：
My younger brother married a blonde.我弟弟娶了个白肤金发碧眼的女人。 The lady was young,blonde,and dressed in blue.这位女士年轻，皮肤白皙，穿着蓝色的衣服。

2 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

3 dent
n.凹痕，凹坑；初步进展
参考例句：
I don't know how it came about but I've got a dent in the rear of my car.我不知道是怎么回事，但我的汽车后部有了一个凹痕。 That dent is not big enough to be worth hammering out.那个凹陷不大，用不着把它锤平。

4 took
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。 It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。

5 repair
n.修理，补救；v.修理，补救，补偿
参考例句：
We can repair this car.我们可以修理这辆车。 The road is still under repair.这条路还在修复中。

6 noticing
v.介绍( notice的现在分词 )；关注；关照；说到
参考例句：
He passed into the house without my noticing him. 我还没注意到他，他就进了这所房子。来自《简明英汉词典》 Noticing that there was likely to be trouble, the coward sneaked away. 那个胆小鬼看到有可能发生骚乱时就溜开了。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

8 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

9 bit
n.一点儿，少量；钻头；马嚼子；辅币，位，比特(二进位制信息单位)；v.控制
参考例句：
I'm just going out for a bit.我正打算出去一会儿。 When did you change the bit?什么时候换的钻头？

10 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

11 until
prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...
参考例句：
He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。 She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。

12 pop
n.取出，砰然声，流行乐曲；adj.流行的，热门的，通俗的；v.取出，发出爆裂声，突然伸出
参考例句：
She is a lead singer in a pop group.她是流行歌曲演唱团体的最重要的歌手。 I know nothing about pop music.我对流行音乐一无所知。

13 popped
adj.被逮捕的，被警察局拘押的v.Point of Presence[Post Office Protocol]电话接入网（站）点( POP的过去式和过去分词 )；邮局协议，用于电子邮件的接收
参考例句：
The bottle cap popped off and he got an eyeful of seltzer. 瓶盖砰地一声打开，喷得他满眼都是矿泉水。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 He popped the balloon with a pin. 他用针戳破了气球。来自《简明英汉词典》

14 itself
pron.(it的反身代词)它自己，它本身
参考例句：
The thing itself is not important.这事情本身并不重要。 The machine will start by itself in a few seconds.几秒钟后，机器将自行启动。

15 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

16 roll
vi.卷；摇晃；vt.使滚动；使摇摆；n.卷；名册
参考例句：
We will need to roll up the paper.我们得把这纸卷起来。 I'll call the roll before class.课前我要点名。

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