A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops¹ along at a steady rhythmic² pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious³ to its slipping rider.

 

Finally, giving up her frail⁴ grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled⁵ in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered⁶ against the ground, mere⁷ moments away from unconsciousness when...

 

Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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