A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely¹ loudly...

 

After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell the dog to be quiet before and the dog always continues to bark!

 

There's nothing HE can do...

 

After another 15 minutes of barking, in frustration², the blonde wife retorts,"Well, if you won't do anything, I WILL!"

 

She jumps out of bed and disappears outside. A few minutes later she is back in bed.

 

The husband sat up in bed, and still hears the dog barking. He asks, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem...I still hear him barking!"

 

She replies, "I DID fix the problem! I tied the dog in OUR yard! LET'S SEE HOW THE NEIGHBORS LIKE THAT!"

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