Joke: Wife Having A Headache_愚人笑话

Joke: Wife Having A Headache

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The salesman got home late in the evening. For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off without turning on the light.

Just as he is about to get into bed, his wife asks him: "Will you, please, go to the drug¹ store and get me some aspirin²? I have such a headache, I can't sleep. And, please, don't turn on the light, it'll get worse."

So, in the dark, he dresses and goes to the drug store in the neighbourhood³. There, he meets one of his friends who says: "Hi, I didn't know you were a postman."

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1 drug
n.药，毒品；vt.下药，使...服麻醉药；vi.吸毒
参考例句：
Heroin is a dangerous drug.海洛因是一种危险的毒品。 She works for a drug company.她在一家药品公司工作。

2 aspirin
n.阿司匹林
参考例句：
The aspirin seems to quiet the headache.阿司匹林似乎使头痛减轻了。 She went into a chemist's and bought some aspirin.她进了一家药店，买了些阿司匹林。

3 neighbourhood
(美neighborhood) n.四邻；邻近地区
参考例句：
Our neighbourhood police are very friendly.我们邻近的警察非常友善。 She is a good aunt to all the children in the neighbourhood.她是街坊上所有孩子的好阿姨。

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