Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed¹, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

上一篇：Joke: When You're Drunk 下一篇：Joke: Be Well Informed!!!