Joke: Rosebuds
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen1 up Grams. These are modern times. You got let your rosebuds2 show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging rose garden."


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1 loosen g0xxU     
vt.放松,松开,解除(便秘等),放宽;vi.变松,松弛
参考例句:
  • I must take some exercise and loosen up my muscles.我必须活动活动使肌肉放松些。
  • The medicine may loosen your cough.这种药能减轻你的咳嗽。
2 rosebuds 450df99f3a51338414a829f9dbef21cb     
蔷薇花蕾,妙龄少女,初入社交界的少女( rosebud的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Gather ye rosebuds while ye may. 花开堪折直须折。
  • Gather ye rosebuds while ye may. 有花堪折直须折,莫待花无空折枝。
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