Joke: Old Man At Confession
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A priest is sitting in his confessional and hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. The old man says, "Father, I'm eighty-one years old, I've been married to the same woman for fifty-four years, and have always been faithful. But yesterday, I made wild, passionate2 love with a pair of lovely eighteen-year-old twin sisters."

The priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession1?"

The old man replies, "Never ... I'm Jewish."

The priest is puzzled. "Then why did you come here today to tell me this?"

The old man says, "Oh ... heck ... I'm telling everybody!!!"


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1 confession 8Ygye     
n.自白,供认,承认
参考例句:
  • Her confession was simply tantamount to a casual explanation.她的自白简直等于一篇即席说明。
  • The police used torture to extort a confession from him.警察对他用刑逼供。
2 passionate rLDxd     
adj.热情的,热烈的,激昂的,易动情的,易怒的,性情暴躁的
参考例句:
  • He is said to be the most passionate man.据说他是最有激情的人。
  • He is very passionate about the project.他对那个项目非常热心。
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