Joke: Beware The Trees_愚人笑话

Joke: Beware The Trees

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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved¹ to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear² view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."

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1 swerved
v.（使）改变方向，改变目的( swerve的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
She swerved sharply to avoid a cyclist. 她猛地急转弯，以躲开一个骑自行车的人。 The driver has swerved on a sudden to avoid a file of geese. 为了躲避一队鹅，司机突然来个急转弯。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 rear
vt.抚养，饲养；n.后部，后面
参考例句：
We had to rear it in a nursery and plant it out.我们不得不在苗棚里培育它，然后再把它移植出来。 The hall is in the rear of the building.礼堂在大楼的后部。

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