Joke: Old Man Tricks Girl
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An old man, walking along the beach, approached a beautiful girl in a bikini and abruptly1 said to her, "I want to feel your breasts!" Get away from me, you crazy old man" she scowled2. "I want to feel your breasts. I'll give you twenty dollars," he said. "Twenty dollars梐re you nuts? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts! "I'll give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS," he stated.

"No, No! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he offered. She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and said, "I told you NO!" Seriously, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.

She thought, 'Well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money'.... "Well... OK... but only for a minute." So she loosened her top and while both were standing3 there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath4 her top and
began to caress5. Suddenly he started saying over and over again, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he continued caressing6 them.

Although anticipating her cash award, out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, Oh my God?'" While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"


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1 abruptly iINyJ     
adv.突然地,出其不意地
参考例句:
  • He gestured abruptly for Virginia to get in the car.他粗鲁地示意弗吉尼亚上车。
  • I was abruptly notified that a half-hour speech was expected of me.我突然被通知要讲半个小时的话。
2 scowled b83aa6db95e414d3ef876bc7fd16d80d     
怒视,生气地皱眉( scowl的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
  • He scowled his displeasure. 他满脸嗔色。
  • The teacher scowled at his noisy class. 老师对他那喧闹的课堂板着脸。
3 standing 2hCzgo     
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
参考例句:
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
4 underneath VKRz2     
adj.在...下面,在...底下;adv.在下面
参考例句:
  • Working underneath the car is always a messy job.在汽车底下工作是件脏活。
  • She wore a coat with a dress underneath.她穿着一件大衣,里面套着一条连衣裙。
5 caress crczs     
vt./n.爱抚,抚摸
参考例句:
  • She gave the child a loving caress.她疼爱地抚摸着孩子。
  • She feasted on the caress of the hot spring.她尽情享受着温泉的抚爱。
6 caressing 00dd0b56b758fda4fac8b5d136d391f3     
爱抚的,表现爱情的,亲切的
参考例句:
  • The spring wind is gentle and caressing. 春风和畅。
  • He sat silent still caressing Tartar, who slobbered with exceeding affection. 他不声不响地坐在那里,不断抚摸着鞑靼,它由于获得超常的爱抚而不淌口水。
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