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Joke: Nasty Parking

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One night when little Johnny and his dad were taking a shower, little Johnny asked, "Hey dad, what's that?"

The dad replies¹, "That's my ferrari."

The next day, little Johnny has a shower with his mum and asks, "Mum, whats that?"

The mum replies, "That's my garage²."

Later³ that night Johnny had⁴ a bad dream⁵ and sleeps in the middle of his mum and dad.

The dad tells little Johnny, "Move over son, your dad needs to park his ferrari in the garage.

Little Johnny says, "Too late, my porsche is already⁶ in there!"

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n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

2 garage
n.汽车库，汽车间，汽车修理厂
参考例句：
There is a garage in the southeast corner of his house.他房子的东南角有一个车房。 The garage did such a bad repair.修车厂的活干得如此之差。

3 later
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。 This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。

4 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

5 dream
n.梦；梦想；v.做梦；向往
参考例句：
I remembered my grandfather in my dream last night.昨晚我梦见了我的外祖父。 It's my dream to win a Nobel Prize.我的理想是获得诺贝尔奖。

6 already
adv.已经
参考例句：
We have eaten already.我们已经吃过了。 I've been there already,so I don't want to go again.我早已去过那里了，所以我不想再去了。

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