Joke: Funny Logics
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated1" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa2.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates3 me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops .
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........


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1 abbreviated 32a218f05db198fc10c9206836aaa17a     
adj. 简短的,省略的 动词abbreviate的过去式和过去分词
参考例句:
  • He abbreviated so much that it was hard to understand his article. 他的文章缩写词使用太多,令人费解。
  • The United States of America is commonly abbreviated to U.S.A.. 美利坚合众国常被缩略为U.S.A.。
2 visa 6hEwg     
n.签证;vt.签准
参考例句:
  • You'll have to get a passport,and you'll also need a visa.你必须申办护照,同时还需要有签证。
  • The visa expires next month.签证下月到期。
3 fascinates 70d5d073dff53a3fc46dc2e2e56fe1fb     
使着迷,使极感兴趣( fascinate的第三人称单数 ); 慑住…使动弹不得
参考例句:
  • The novel fascinates the reader from the outset. 这部小说一开头就把读者迷住了。
  • She fascinates me beyond measure. 她使我神魂颠倒。
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