Joke: Shit, I missed!
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There's a man and a priest playing golf. (Don't ask me why).
The man aims and shoots the ball, and it goes way astray, landing in a pond.
-Shit, I missed! - the man says.
-Don't you curse, young one, or else God will punish you! - adverts1 the priest.
Time goes on and the man keeps playing. As he is some yards from the hole he aims and shoots, and there goes the golf ball again, into the sky.
-Shit, I missed! - screams the man.
-I'm warning you, do not curse or God will punish you! - the priest warns again.
-Okay, I won't.
But eventually the man came to miss the hole again by a few inches only, and this time he screams loudly to the sky:
-Fuck! Shit! Damn that hole!
Dark clouds appear in the sky, as the wrath2 of God was unfolding. From the clouds a lighting3 comes, hitting the priest, thus killing4 him. Then, from way up, a voice is heard:
-Shit, I missed!


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1 adverts c82a22098d5133b18bfb64b60b66048d     
advertisements 广告,做广告
参考例句:
  • the adverts on television 电视广告
  • The adverts are not very informative. 这些广告并没有包含太多有用信息。
2 wrath nVNzv     
n.愤怒,愤慨,暴怒
参考例句:
  • His silence marked his wrath. 他的沉默表明了他的愤怒。
  • The wrath of the people is now aroused. 人们被激怒了。
3 lighting CpszPL     
n.照明,光线的明暗,舞台灯光
参考例句:
  • The gas lamp gradually lost ground to electric lighting.煤气灯逐渐为电灯所代替。
  • The lighting in that restaurant is soft and romantic.那个餐馆照明柔和而且浪漫。
4 killing kpBziQ     
n.巨额利润;突然赚大钱,发大财
参考例句:
  • Investors are set to make a killing from the sell-off.投资者准备清仓以便大赚一笔。
  • Last week my brother made a killing on Wall Street.上个周我兄弟在华尔街赚了一大笔。
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