日期：2007-12-18 A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: JUMP! The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off. JUMP!, he yells. But this time the flea doesn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday? So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, don't you? The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck. He returned shor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked , What's this, Paw? The father respo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Why are rednecks so stupid? Because when God was making people the rednecks were late. So God said: Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which one do you want? Well, everyone knows that beauty is only skin deep. So ..... We all know the rest.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Three rednecks were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village while in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common? They both end up in trailer parks.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth. Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race. Dating your own sister? Man, that's sick! My God, this is a splendid Merlot! Hey, you with the large chest. Out of the way! We're trying to watch a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. What's Logic? the first redneck asks. The profe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet: Farmer: WOW, what a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, what the hell do you want? The man asked, Could I spend a night here? Sure, but you can't touch my daughter. So the man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination. The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered okay and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, Hi my name is Joe, I'm here to take your daughter Flow to eat some doug... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 How was your first day in third grade, Johnny? asked his father. Good, said Johnny. The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake! That's good, son. That's becaus... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers. 1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your equipment. 7. Close your fly. She checked on him often to m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins Once upon a time... A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!...... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-04 A Schneider driver was broke down on the side of the road, and here comes J.B. Hunt, pulls up behind the Schneider truck gets out and walks up to the Schneider driver, J.B: What happened driver, did you break down? Schneider: Yeah I did J.B. Well, I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-04 A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, Well, aren't you going to ask me? Ask you what? replied the trucker. If I'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-04 2 rednecks go to a whorehouse and knock on the door. What do you want? We want chicks! How much money ya got? The redneck search their pockets and come up with 50 dollars. For that much money, go and fuck yourselves. 5 minutes later the rednecks ret... 阅读全文>>